do you ever just stare into space and really miss harry potter
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever